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There's No Money In Here Card


I Love You. But There's No Money In Here.

I'm almost 40 years old, and to this day, every single time I open a card -- even if it's from, like, my bank -- I reflexively look for a check inside. And I know I'm not alone. This is the perfect card to send your grown-up kid, niece, nephew or grandchild.  

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

SKU: 293-C

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Greeting cards for the relationships we really have.