This Is How Cold I Am
I grew up in Massachusetts. Cold. Then I lived in Minnesota for ten years. Colder. Then I moved to Los Angeles and now, I am incapable of functioning when it's below 50 degrees. I'm working in Virginia this week and it's cold. Cold, like I chose to eat crackers and trail mix for dinner in my hotel room instead of walking three blocks to get food, cold. What happened to me?